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24| she/her
why the FUCK are weekends only 2 days long do you really think that’s enough to recover from the horrors of the work week. really.
More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with “$40” written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with “$40” written on it. She says “well it’s a gift card.” I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
It’s been a hot second since the last time I cried tears of true rage but damn if I didn’t come close today
My coworkers were like wow how are you still in a good mood after that my brother in christ after that interaction I went to the break room and took an extra adderall
It’s like Natasha Bedingfield said… release your inner bitches or whatever.
just give me 20 to 40 minutes to think on it and i can come up with the most passably human sentences you’ve ever heard so help me god
listen to the wind blow btw. and also watch the sun rise
been thinking a lot about anticipatory grief lately. i love you so much that i know losing you will devastate me. i haven’t lost you yet but i already miss you. we still have time, but it won’t be enough. i think about what i would say at your funeral, and say some of it to you now cause i need you to know how loved you are before you go. you will go where i cannot follow, but you will never really leave me. it won’t make it hurt less but it is a part of healing somehow.
thinking about how much work i could get done if i would do it
the only thing stopping me from ruling the world is that i was born without motivation or drive
me: oh no, i’m dying… i feel so sick and weak
(eats food and drinks water)
oh, i’m fine… and i have powers now

